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For quite some time I've been collecting interesting, cool, geeky, thought-provoking, weird or merely funny taglines in a big file. A tagline is a witty and usually small note that you add at the end of each mail you send. They are also known as fortune cookies.

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Anonymous
Thu 29-Nov-2007 17:02
If syntax highlighting is useless or even bad in your opinion, then what's the use of a f0cking cortune fookie?!
Anonymous
Wed 5-Jun-2013 05:37
It's fun that doesn't get in the way of work. In this metaphor, chocolate coating on your dessert. For the record, I disagree with the author on the uselesnes of syntax highlighting and would like to see an actual study on the topic.
Anonymous
Mon 26-Aug-2013 01:03
I agree; I don't like all that fancy animated stuff and so on that they like to put in modern computers. For one thing, omitting it would shorten and speed up the program.
Anonymous
Mon 19-May-2014 11:15
I agree; I don't like all that fancy animated stuff and so on that they like to put in modern computers. For one thing, omitting it would shorten and speed up the program.
The only thing non-engineers care about are the visuals.